Dance Hall Crashers released this live album at the peak of their career in the year 2000. The band had formed 11 years earlier, although they were on a break for a few of these years.
The subtitle of the album is "Witless Banter and 25 Mildly Antagonistic Songs of Love", which - if a little harsh on itself - perfectly encaptulates this album. Things kick off with the chanting of an excited crowd, before
Go launches the voyage to a wonderful place of immaturity and whimsy.
Make Her Purr is brimming with musical bounciness, courtesy of the ska offbeat. Not to mention the chorus, which is perfect for moshing. This is all perfectly complimented by the cartoon-ish outlook on heartbreak, as per Exhibit A:
It took some time,
Then you finally saw her again.
And she ignored you,
Like the rancid mustard in the fridge door.
Next up is
Mr Blue, a solid tune which steps up the tempo a notch. My highlight is the nice vocal interplay of the two singers.
To quickly touch on the recording quality, it is very impressive for a live recording. Better than a lot of studio punk-ska albums actually! The only flaw is that the highest frequencies are a bit harsh, but otherwise all the instruments are well balanced and crisp. And the vocal harmonies are a wonderful novelty for a ska band.
If I were to assemble a wishlist of ingredients for a great punk-ska song, it would be something like: frenetic running bassline, scratchy offbeat guitar, drums which hold everything together while featuring interesting subtle variations, nice harmonies between the singers, lyrics with strong meaning yet delivered with irreverence and a huge chorus for moshing... Incredibly, there is a song which delivers all these things:
She's Trying. It is possibly the perfect punk-ska song. In the universe.
Having established their style (which obviously I am a complete sucker for), it must be noted that
Next to You doesn't do anything particularly special. But by combining all the usual ingredients with enough little hooks to distinguish it, the result is bucketloads of fun. The same applies to
My Problem.
Can an entire song be squeezed into 30 seconds? Yes, yes it can.
Triple Track is proof- it's the best of Dance Hall Crashers distilled into 30 seconds with endearing lashings of self-parody.
Enough is Enough has a fantastic breakneck pace to the lyrics of the verses. And, like
She's Trying, I really dig how the backing instruments start to swell as the chorus approaches. To top it off, following the song we witness hilarious stage banter about a "stage flop" with a backpack
We Owe cranks the lyrics to an even faster onslaught, and I can't understand a word of it! By any sensible standards, the ska section would be quite quick, but here it serves as a very nice "slow" section. Yikes. Really, the song is more a novelty than anything else, and its furious tempo serves to highlight the contrast with...
The beautiful punk ballad
Remember to Breathe. In the context of the album/gig, it's a much needed soothing change of pace. It also happens to be a brilliant song in its own right, somehow raw and emotive despite the crunchy guitars and drums. The vocal harmonies are particularly stunning. And the chorus really tugs on the heartstrings:
Close your eyes,
I'll watch over you.
Just tell me
What you want me to do
Close your eyes...
Just remember to breathe
The mid-paced
Shelley follows a similar recipe to
Next To You and its siblings. But the slightly softer feel and compassionate lyrics do distinguish it slightly.
He Wants Me Back is another gentle little head-bopping tune.
Thanks to
Tom Petty's lyrics,
American Girl features strong hand-on-heart patriotism. Dance Hall Crashers' cover is pretty generic punk-rock, but it suits the original song very well, and makes for a great cover.
Remember the "Witless Banter" reference in the subtitle? A perfect example that this recording is far more than the sum of its songs is
Cat Fight. Here is the introduction to the song:
"This song is about how guys like to watch girls fight..."
(crowd goes wild)
"... uhhh and how we think it's really fuckin' lame that they like to watch girls fight".
LOLs! As for the song itself, the story is great and the chorus is wonderfully infectious. A minor gripe is that I find the instrumentals of its verses a bit uninspiring.
Good For Nothing introduces a new style- sassy reggae. Unique and very nice! Of course, before things start becoming civilised, they follow it up with the maximum tempo punk-heavy
Othello.
Despite the top notch quality of the songs here, at song point maintaining the irreverent, bouncy mood becomes difficult. For me, the fatigue sets in after about 18 songs. Luckily, a second wind comes along, courtesy of
Lost Again. In isolation, it jumps all over the place, but this is exactly what is needed at this point of the set. The interplay between the two singers is a highlight, as is the slow-tempo "breakdown" in the chorus.
Cricket treats us to another wonderful ballad. The harmonies between the two singers (and the guitar) are stunning. I also really dig how they avoided the temptation to fill out the song by adding drums etc towards the end. It remains beautifully simple throughout. Lighter-waving brilliance. Actually, that description kind of trivialises it, the song is intensely spine-tingling.
The grunty riff-rock of
The Truth About Me works very well, also showing some variation from their usual punk-ska style.
On that note, the final song,
D.H.C. It's pure silly fun, just like
The Ramones at their best. The important lesson here is that whatever crap life throws at you, just go to a gig and skank
:
Out on the dance floor,
Everything's gonna be alright.
Out on the dance floor:
Dance Hall... Dance Hall Crashers tonight
Indeed.
Favourite songs
Make Her Purr, She's Trying, Next to You, Triple Track, Enough is Enough, My Problem, Remember to Breathe, Shelley, American Girl, Cat Fight, Good For Nothing, Othello, Lost Again, Cricket, He Wants Me Back, The Truth About Me, D.H.C.
Worthwhile?
See list above...
Just as
Ground Components
is the album of choice when I feel like wallowing in bitterness, this
Dance Hall Crashers' album is my go-to choice when I want to be taken to
a happy place. And it never fails to do so.